
Our Nanna Cart,
Who art in the porch,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy Kingdom come.
Thy will be done in Coles, As it is in Woolies.
Give us this day our daily bread, especially if it is on special.
And forgive us our trips in the car,
As we forgive them that pull out in front of us.
And lead us not into the chocolate aisle,
But deliver us from evil. For thine are the wheels,
The red nylon, and the grippy handle,
For ever and ever.
Amen.

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